The Trump Snake and the GOP Frogs, a modern Aesop fable

by allthoughtswork

All aboard the snake train!

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Remember the one about the scorpion and the frog…?

The Trump Snake and the GOP Frogs

A snake named Trump meets a whole cadre of Republican frogs at the tail end of a scary liberal administration. The snake says, “I’ll do literally anything to have the last word in a fight, no matter how crazy, put me on your throne.”  The frogs say, “How do we know you’re REALLY one of us?” The snake says, “Because we’re both in the same tax bracket.”

The frogs get on his back and they set out to destroy everything in their path but in mid-slither, the frogs realize the snake is sliding off a cliff to both their dooms. On the way down, the frogs ask “Why?”

Trumps says, “Because I’ll do literally anything to have the last word in a fight.”

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2 Comments to “The Trump Snake and the GOP Frogs, a modern Aesop fable”

  1. likening trump to a snake is unfair on snakes

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