Prostate exam pussy

by allthoughtswork

Wait, so you’re facing away from the doctor, still standing, your clothes and shoes are technically still on, and it’s all over in seconds?

Sorry, gents, but until you’ve suffered the traumatic splendors of stripping completely naked in a room cold enough to preserve sushi, being draped in the most insultingly thin paper “gowns” that don’t close, spreading your mysteries wide to the chilly air while your bare feet are unceremoniously wedged into aluminum stirrups by an unsmiling nurse, having several subzero metal utensils waggled about well within your border walls, and all of it while a stranger makes full eye contact with you, until then there is. No. Whining. Allowed.

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