Dogs vs Kids

by duncanr


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One Comment to “Dogs vs Kids”

  1. Dogs

    Birth–you have to scrub shit out of the carpeting

    6 weeks–you have to pick up shit

    6 months–you have to pick up shit and other dogs’ shit because people are too lazy to pick up their own dog’s shit

    2 years–you are tired of picking up the world’s shit and if you see one more little colored plastic baggy sitting at a trailhead “so we can pick it up on the way out (never)” you will swing it around over your head and launch it through the first open Subaru passenger window you see

    13 years–you have lost the sense of smell and are now drinking openly

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