One-Liner Wednesday — #3

by allthoughtswork

“Beards are the merkins of masculinity, they don’t make you virile any more than big tits make women nurturing.”

— Me


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5 Comments to “One-Liner Wednesday — #3”

  1. I’m with you on this – beards on a man dressed like a foppish dandy make a man look effete rather than virile

    beards look best (and timeless) on men dressed in work clothes or casual

    just saying 😆


  2. Also, beards before the age of 35 tend to happen around here for one reason and one reason only: the dude looks like a toddler without it. Guys with baby faces will get carded at bars and clubs until 50 unless they can show proof of testosterone.

    Then there’s the Neck Beard Disguising Three Double Chins Maneuver. Which fools no one. Especially when you wear skinny jeans so tight you look like a sausage in traction.


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