Don’t blow smoke up my ass

by allthoughtswork

That phrase had very real, very literal beginnings. Brits used to believe tobacco smoke, pumped into specific orifices, could revive near-drowning victims by warming the bowels.

Today, Londoners heat their colons with Vindaloo curry but the effect rarely revives anyone, it just reinvigorates their desire to die.

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