Friendly Neighbours

by duncanr

a guy gets drunk at a party, leaves to get a taxi home, misses it, and decides to return to the party and wait there till the morning

when he re-enters the house where the party was held, it’s all quiet, the guests have all left,and the owners of the house have gone to bed, so he makes himself some pot noodles in the kitchen, then falls asleep on the sofa

in the morning, when the householders wake him up, he discovers he is in the wrong house

as one commentator on youtube says- ‘if this had happened in the US this poor fellow probably would’ve been shot

as it’s Scotland, however, when the householders find a strange man sleeping in their living room, they offer him a cigarette and a cup of tea . . .

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One Comment to “Friendly Neighbours”

  1. A cigarette is only slightly slower than a bullet.

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