Advice from Kids

by duncanr

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick,
age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look
stupid?” don’t answer him. Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working
Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9

5. Never pee on . . .

an electric fence. Robert, 13

6. Don’t squat with your spurs on. – Noronha, 13

7. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to
Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let
her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the
same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14

10. Don’t sneeze in front of mom when you’re
eating crackers. Mitchell, 12

11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating
a tic tac. Andrew, 9

12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the
same time. – Kyoyo, 9

13. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass
milk. Amir, 9

14. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts. – Kellie, 11

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
horse. -Naomi, 15

16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, 9

17. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a
baseball bat. – Joel, 10

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it
to your mom when she’s on the phone. Alyesha

19. Never try to baptize a cat. Eileen, 8

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