Royal Cruises is now offering the Caribbean Coffin Package!

by allthoughtswork

Just kidding, but people really ARE retiring and living on cruise ships so it’s only a matter of time.

Around the world and then you die! Funeral services daily from noon to three! Don’t forget to leave a healthy tip for the poor minimum wage porter who has to clean up after you expire and leak fluids into your luxury queen adjustable bed.

Better brush up on the rules first, grandma….

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One Comment to “Royal Cruises is now offering the Caribbean Coffin Package!”

  1. Bahaha

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