*rimshot

by allthoughtswork

Did you guys hear Duncan overdosed on Viagra yesterday?

It was the hardest day of his life.

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O.J. Simpson is getting married again. I guess he’s taking another stab at it.

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My dad said, “Son if you don’t stop masturbating. you’ll go blind.”

I said, “Dad, I’m over here.”

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How do you get down off an elephant? You don’t. You get down off a goose.

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What’s the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once…and it’s by your mom.

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2 Comments to “*rimshot”

  1. Sshhh, don’t go giving away all my secrets !

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