One-Liner Wednesday — #38

by allthoughtswork

“I had my appendix removed…I didn’t even know what the appendix was, but, you know, like, the doctor told me that science doesn’t even know what the appendix exactly does and they’re not even sure why the appendix exists and I was, like, oh my gosh, the appendix is like a Kardashian…It’s this mystery, right, that for some of us causes excruciating pain and has to be removed with a knife.”

— Jim Gaffigan

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2 Comments to “One-Liner Wednesday — #38”

  1. Bwahahahahaha!!! Best one liner I’ve read today.

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