The Mad Hatters

What….

• Extra junk in da trunk means da gate can’t be straight
• Puffer fish seed, just add water
• I don’t miss rush hour
• Only difference between this and my neighborhood is my neighborhood has fewer waiters
• Daily Comedy: The Miracle of Sweatpants
• Not sure whether to keep schools closed or send the parents, instead
• Steal an Amazon package, get your earring ripped right out of your ear
• This is edifying
• It’s called sunk cost fallacy
• The word for “penguin” in Mandarin translates to “business goose”
• Artificial sweeteners not so sweet
• So do my boobs, and in pretty much the same configuration
• Stay the hell away from me, Hank
• Daily Comedy: “Every picture of you is when you were younger.”
• When your sibling is hogging the bathroom and you have to go