Joke Of The Day

by ratty

Did you hear about the French Baker who fell over and landed on a pile of baguettes ?

He survived, but he was in a lot of pain !

8 Comments to “Joke Of The Day”

  1. That was disgraceful, mate.

    I’ll have to trot it out to the lot at work on Monday, just to let them know that things could be worse.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. A female Duck goes into a Department store and buys a lipstick.

    Turning to the sales assistant, she asks for it to be put on her bill.


  3. I was watching my partner putting on her makeup the other day.

    “I think you’ve pencilled on your eyebrows a bit too high” I offered.

    She looked surprised.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Oh go on then . . .

    My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he’s a catholic converter.


  5. A woman in labour suddenly yelled, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

    “Don’t worry,” said the Gynecologist, “Those are just contractions.”

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Damn! You’re so much better at this than I am.

    Even if you can’t spell ‘gynaecologist’ . . .

    Liked by 1 person

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