by ratty

1 – You can’t see your ears without a mirror.

2 – You can’t count your hair.

3 – You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.

4 – You just tried No. 3.

6 – When you did No. 3 you realised that it is possible, only you look like a dog.

7 – You are smiling right now, because you were fooled.

8 – You skipped No. 5.

9 – You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

10 – Have a nice day.

3 Comments to “TEN REAL FACTS”

  1. Note: it’s the fifth fact that makes Boris possible.


  2. #2. Unreal.
    If Homer Simpson can do it, anyone can do it.


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