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Back yourself up, snowflake

by allthoughtswork

squinting

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I actually heard this from a store employee yesterday when we were exchanging advice on masks. She said a friend of hers sewed masks from a novelty fabric that had very tiny, very graphic penises printed all over them, so tiny that you had to really lean in and squint to see what they were.

So, if you’re offended, you’re too close.

Posted on April 17, 2020 at 3:02 pm in aaother, coronavirus, Humor   |  RSS feed |   Reply   |   Trackback URL

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