One-Liner Wednesday — #54

by allthoughtswork

“Me and a friend went out last night, did a little bar hoppin’ on State Street, tryin’ to meet some ladies. Didn’t go too well. Eventually, my friend got pissed off. He was like, ‘Screw this, let’s go to a strip club.’ I don’t get that logic. You know, to me, that’s like going fishing, not catching anything, and being like, ‘Screw this, let’s go to the aquarium.'”

–Mark Normand

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