There’s a 99-year-old grandmother out there doing laps in her driveway

by allthoughtswork

Win Page walking up her driveway

Tell me again why you haven’t done any sit-ups yet?

 

9 Comments to “There’s a 99-year-old grandmother out there doing laps in her driveway”

  1. sssh! Don’t tell anybody, but I had to take over from my twin bother, ratty, to complete this amazing feat of geriatric endurance.

    He had to make an urgent diversion into the house to empty his colostomy bag on lap 87, and couldn’t remember where the door was.

    With the world’s press and assorted royal (tugs forelock) hangers-on eagerly awaiting him either finishing, dropping dead or skidding off on one of the sharper bends, it seemed the decent thing to do.

    Luckily, my hip flask saved the day. and I finished off the remaining laps with ease.

    Hurrah! The NHS is saved, I’m pissed, and ratty is still safely indoors where he belongs.

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  2. Ahem!

    That’ll teach me to not read the bloody linked article, won’t it.

    [slinks quietly away to finish his meal and beer . . .]

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