It’s gonna be a manly death

by allthoughtswork

Coronavirus-Reopen-Jokes

I met a guy like this once. He was a painfully religious conservative living in rural Oregon with his trained wife. She informed me he had agreed to have the entire property landscaped so long as there were no pink flowers.

I drove past the place a few years later, there were purple flowers everywhere. I’ve been dying ask him what’s in Tinky Winky’s handbag.

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