Looks like ratty is back in the UK

by NobblySan

. . . and making a bit of a nuisance of himself by the sounds of things.

In this instance, it’s an easy mistake to make; he doesn’t move around much at the best of times.

But look mate – you know what the magistrates said last time, and don’t forget the effect it had on that poor old lady in Sainsburys.

I know that she went in there to buy meat and two veg, but I honestly don’t think that was quite what she had in mind.

Let’s not forget that what was in her mind after discovering you in the fresh produce section, sporting a ‘Best before this afternoon when the viagra wears off‘ sticker on your forehead, is what resulted in all the psychiatric reports.

5 Comments to “Looks like ratty is back in the UK”

  1. ratty‘s two feet on public display?



  2. I think the lady in Sainsbury’s was shocked by the small portion sizes on offer.


  3. He’d come over as way too kneedy, some of his comments would r-ankle and then he’d have to leg it.


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