Nuns with rulers going out of business

by allthoughtswork

Miss Dixie O'Dare: Filthy Mouths & Bad Attitudes


Here’s some good news: Catholic schools are closing. Yup, no more whacking your knuckles for not knowing your catechism, whatever the hell that is.

Private religious schools were always pricey but now they’re practically financially impossible, what with people out of work, social distancing rules requiring less students per classroom, and priests having to wipe down each student individually with hand sanitizer before molesting them. It all adds up.

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