Dieting in lockdown? Here’s a handy guide

by allthoughtswork

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To be clear, the purist carnivore eats meat. That’s it. Just things that poop. Oreos don’t poop.

Omnivores eat, well, everything. Even Oreos, just like vegans. Which clearly indicates psychosis. Just sayin’.

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