One-Liner Wednesday — #67

by allthoughtswork

“Between you and me, those rescue cats can’t even swim, let alone rescue anyone.”

–Milton Jones

Comedian Milton Jones: I’ve paid my kids to come up with jokes for me | Metro News

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One Comment to “One-Liner Wednesday — #67”

  1. This bloke had to get out of Germany because he was too funny, so he came to England.

    He says “People keep referring to me as a refugee, but I can’t be, because refugees always go to countries better than where they came from.”

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