Daily Comedy: From the mouths of babes

by allthoughtswork

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A garbage truck hits a bump on the highway and a giant dildo flies out of the back of it and hits the windshield of the car travelling behind.

The embarrassed car driver tells her little boy next to her, “Wow, that was a big bug that just hit our window, wasn’t it?”

The boy replies, “No wonder he couldn’t fly with a cock that big.”

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