Don’t call yourself “the Kraken” unless you’re rum or have tentacles

by allthoughtswork

Seattle, Washington, has a new hockey expansion team. This is the logo:

Seattle Kraken: Name, logo revealed for new franchise - Sports Illustrated

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It’s supposed to represent a scary sea monster that instills fear in the hearts of its adversaries. It looks like something a squid squeezed into a toilet bowl after two many bowls of Cap’n Crunch.

News: Cap'n Crunch's Blueberry Pancake Crunch Cereal is Here!

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Is that a menacing red eye or blood in your stool, Mr. Kraken? Take some Imodium, Washington, and try again.

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