Living in a country where French is widely spoken, I found it necessary to learn the language.
Rather than attending a formal course, I decided to pick it up as I went along.
At the beginning, I focused on what I considered to be the absolute essentials, and soon found myself able to buy fags and booze.
However, it’s often the case that I find myself not knowing the French for a particular English word.
This happened recently when I needed wax paper for a project I was working on. Not knowing what “Wax” was in French, I went to Google Translate. I discovered that Wax in French is “CIRE” but, according to the site, another word might be used (See pic.)
That being the case, and with this (noun/verb) incorporated into the English language, may we not say :
THE MOON FARTS AND WANES ?
Could we not have :
FART PAPER
or
CANDLE FART
or how about everyday things, like . . .
FART POLISH
or
BEES FART
or suffer hearing loss because of . . .
EAR FART
or maybe visit Madame Tussauds FART MUSEUM ?
Anyone think of other examples ?
. . . Oh, and ladies, before donning your bikini and hurtling off to the beach, remember to visit your local Beauty Salon and have a fart.
