They spelled “Earth” wrong

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  1. Proxy ratty comment:

    “Bleddy emmets !”

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  2. EMMET
    [ˈɛmɪt]
    (noun) invasive pest – ANT.

    Cornish (dialect) term for Tourist/Holidaymaker.

    Alternative term – Hemorrhoids (noun/pl) attributed to their tendency to come down in bunches and be a pain in the ass.

    (source – rattysaurus)

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  3. CORNISH STAR WARS

    Durth Vaderrr :

    Luke. I is yur faather

    Wuh ?

    Yuerd

    Geddon

    I bleddyis

    Forreal ?

    An Leia’s yur sister

    Shit, I fancy ‘er

    Tis allowed in Cornwall

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    • Okay, let me see if I’ve got this right.

      Darth Vader: “Luke, I’m your father.”

      Luke: “What?”

      Darth Vader: “You heard.”

      Luke: “Go on.”

      Darth Vader: “I bloody am.”

      Luke: “For real?”

      Darth Vader: “And Leia’s your sister.”

      Luke: “I’m a sick bastard, but I’d take her over a sheep right about now.”

      Darth Vader: “You’re a chip off the old block, son.”

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