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June 28, 2017

Need a new workout?

by allthoughtswork

(Mute the brain-melting music first.)

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June 27, 2017

Thanks, but I had rodent for lunch

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If you’re an ancient Roman, that ain’t a poem, it’s a menu.

June 27, 2017

The Fatberg

by allthoughtswork

I finally figured out how Britain has managed to (barely) lag behind America in morbid obesity–instead of eating it, you crazy sods pour your fat down the drain.

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Now, I ask you, is that any way to treat valuable and delicious bacon nectar? Why waste it when you could achieve international fame:

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June 26, 2017

Hot enough for ya?

by allthoughtswork

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It was 101 in the shade yesterday. It was 100 the day before that. I moved to Portland, Oregon, to “escape the heat” of states that have it worse, now I’m pricing condos in Antarctica.

Have you noticed the summers getting hotter where you live?

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June 26, 2017

Trump administration inadvertently supports women

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Entry 12

June 26, 2017

This is just damned good

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June 25, 2017

Remember the good ol’ days….

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…when evolution was the far right’s weirdest political hot potato?  Did you ever think for a minute you’d be looking back on the Bush years and saying, “Gee, that wasn’t so bad”?

 

June 24, 2017

That’s nothing, we got a president….

by allthoughtswork

trump monkey

June 22, 2017

Tinder in a pneumatic tube

by allthoughtswork

Flirting in the Resi, 1930—peep the pneumatic tubes!

People used to flirt across 1920s and -30s Berlin nightclubs by sending little notes through pneumatic tubes to numbered tables. How did they send a dick pic, by wrapping a cocktail weenie in a bar napkin?

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June 22, 2017

Scissors sold separately

by allthoughtswork

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