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May 21, 2017

Say this out loud: “Good eye might. Rise up lights. Cock rash.”

by allthoughtswork

Guess what?

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May 21, 2017

Frazil Ice

by allthoughtswork

Now you crave margaritas. You’re welcome.

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May 21, 2017

How United Airlines could improve customer service

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May 21, 2017

Evil Transformer Owl is ready for you

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May 21, 2017

Fixed it for ya, Ivanka

by allthoughtswork

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-very-considerate-person-fixed-ivanka-trumps-book-display_us_591b1d5fe4b07d5f6ba670be?8hh&section=us_arts

May 21, 2017

A man with a big set of…speakers

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May 11, 2017

Dr. Who smells like worms

by allthoughtswork

Somebody at the Demeter Fragrance Library has waaaay too much time on their hands. As any gardener worth their salt will tell you, there’s a fine line between “a musty, organic scent that lingers in the air” and ten thousand worm butts. Petrichor, my ass.

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May 10, 2017

Bullets are gluten-free

by allthoughtswork

Visiting Portland, Oregon? Watch our helpful eating guide and learn how to navigate an evening out as a pretentious douchebag*.

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May 9, 2017

Why I’m not on Twitter

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May 9, 2017

Camera Trap Catches Deer Gnawing Human Remains

by allthoughtswork

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Hunters, protect your balls, the evolutionary tables are turning, they’re chewing more than your garden tomatoes, now.

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