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March 28, 2017

Spot the difference

by NobblySan

One is a faintly ludicrous yet dangerous despot, surrounded by adoring acolytes, and the other is . . . . .

I don’t normally ‘do’ Trump posts, but today’s news about the fool really got under my skin.

He can fuck about with healthcare, taxes and shit in the country that elected him for ever and a day as far as I care, but screwing up the whole fucking world just because he can, leaves me somewhat pissed off.

 

 

March 27, 2017

Not a lot else to say, but . . .

by NobblySan

Nutter!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39410405

 

March 12, 2017

This girl has balls

by NobblySan

When it comes to dealing with a medical issue and putting it firmly in its place, Katie Cooke has the right attitude . . . and then a bit more to sprinkle on top.

I wish I had her single-minded determination.

You get my vote, Katie.

March 9, 2017

Knife crime

by NobblySan

Honestly – I don’t know what the world is coming to.

Crustaceans these days are just out of control.

March 6, 2017

Life with the clan McDuncanR

by NobblySan

You, dear reader, may not be aware that our own Duncan is in fact a bit of a folk hero in his native Scotland – a legend in his own lunchtime, and  star of his own comic strip.

The baldy-heided, bearded, cantankerous father in ‘The Greens’ may seem vaguely familiar to some of you.

Below, Dunc  – err . . .. ‘Paw Green’ – shows off some of his parenting skills.

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March 5, 2017

Yeah! Fucking great idea!

by NobblySan

captureOur football correspondent – Barry ‘Baz’ Thatcher –  has just been released from custody, and has filed this most interesting report into a new development in the world of the beautiful game.

Fuck me! It’s good to be out of stir, I can tell you.

There’s some right fucking criminals in there; you wouldn’t fucking believe some of the stuff they’ve been up to. Robbing, beating people up, selling drugs, an’ torturin folk wot don’t pay – and that’s just the governor’s bleedin’ secretary!

As an ex-public school lad meself I was a bit worried about doin’ stir, but most of the other lads were alright – in fact a fair few of ’em went to Eton as well, so we was OK.

Even the old “Would you be so kind as to pick up the soap for me, old bean?” in the showers wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I’m still walkin’ a bit funny,  but it’s just like bein’ back at school, innit.

Anyways – back to the day job I s’pose . . .

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February 4, 2017

Result!

by NobblySan

A great start to my favourite sporting tournament.

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January 16, 2017

Brilliance

by NobblySan

Scotland has been subjected to this authoritarian bastard’s bullying on more than one occasion, so when the chance was presented to give a little back – someone took it.

January 14, 2017

These boots were made for . . .

by NobblySan

Walking?

Marching?

Blitzkrieg?

A bit of a joke?

Recalling?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38614276

 

January 12, 2017

Don’t drag me into this!

by NobblySan

Now look here chaps.  This has nothing to do with me – whatever those halfarsed journalists at Buzzfeed may infer.

I have no desire to have to suddenly ask my neighbour to look after the cats and dogs, and then disappear.

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