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November 29, 2016

email I had to share !

by ratty

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October 22, 2016

It Ain’t Half Hot Mum

by ratty

BSM Williams : Never before have I seen such a blatant display of poofery !

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October 1, 2016

Would I lie to you ? – Well, would I . . ?

by ratty

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I’m sorry that I haven’t been in touch recently, but something quite extraordinary happened to me.
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It was on a perfectly normal sunny afternoon and I was strolling along a little used road, making a visit to one of the outlying local shops to purchase some items for a mouth watering recipe I had mentally concocted the night before.
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I was only vaguely aware of my surroundings, my mind being concentrated on the shopping list of Vinegar, Marshmallow, Heinz Baked Beans, Whiskas and a teaspoon of Baking Soda.
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When . . .

July 24, 2016

Basic Instinct

by ratty
I haven’t posted for a little while and, due to an incident I experienced yesterday, I’m lucky to be able to write today.
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This incident that I’m going to relate could be described as a “near death experience.”

July 6, 2016

A Short Love Story

by ratty

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on an overnight train.

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July 6, 2016

MH Tastefully Erotic Image – Week 1

by ratty

WARNING

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July 4, 2016

World’s Biggest Penis and Hugest Tits

by ratty

STATS EST

July 3, 2016

You just have to watch this . . .

by ratty

It may be knocking on, but it’s brilliant !

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July 2, 2016

Madhatters invites its readers . . .

by ratty

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. . . to tell us what gets on their nerves !

July 2, 2016

New technologies employed in retailing

by ratty

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A Supermarket in Chatswood, Sydney, Australia has introduced groundbreaking technology to exploit the aural and olfactory senses of its patrons in order to increase turnover.