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December 24, 2016

Pick Rarefit* RIP

It is with great sadness that we heard today of the untimely death of Pick Rarefit, co-founder and rhythm guitarist of one of The Greatest

August 21, 2016

It was her suit that did it . . .


saddle_soreNow, I’m not a fan of sport, other than watching the Wimbledon final if a Brit (or Andy Murray) is playing. So you can imagine that the endless cycle of the annual/four-yearly calendar of sporting events is, to me, at the very least an inconvenience, and at most

July 18, 2016

Get ready for the Alien Invasion


It appears that the President of the EU Commission, Jean-Claude Juncker, is in contact with representatives from extraterrestrial worlds, and the bad news is – 

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July 16, 2016

Urgent – Save the Internet!

chainsWe live in dangerous times for what passes as democracy; when the power of money, wielded by the ‘one percent’, huge corporations and the ‘military/industrial complex’ holds more sway

April 17, 2016

Guess the prick…

big prick and small prick

Here’s a challenge for Mad Hatters readers – can you guess who the impressive penis, above, belongs to?

Hint: he’s not a

April 2, 2016

No time to waste

quicksandI was cranky and on edge. The wind had always had this effect on me. I could feel the building shake as I worked at my pc in my top-floor flat, engaged in some local history research.

When I bought the place, I didn’t consider that the location was particularly exposed, and the name Mill Road, which my street joins fifty yards down from my building, gave me no clues: until a neighbour showed me a 100-year-old photograph of a windmill

March 20, 2016

Caption this . . .


March 13, 2016

English is easy…

2762368_origHere is a little poem to explain the incongruities of the English language to any and all who don’t benefit from having been born into

October 3, 2015

Caption this . . .


October 2, 2015

Caption this . . .