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April 11, 2017

Mission: Implausible

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Pic fiddler: Jago

A dark form paused momentarily atop the wooden fence, then dropped silently into the garden. The man lay still for several minutes in the cover of a thick rhododendron bush; listening, eyes piercing the darkness that separated him from the detached house 30 yards in front.

He caught a movement, and held his breath, narrowing his eyes so that they wouldn’t reflect any light. The view changed as a

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December 24, 2016

Pick Rarefit* RIP

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It is with great sadness that we heard today of the untimely death of Pick Rarefit, co-founder and rhythm guitarist of one of The Greatest

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August 21, 2016

It was her suit that did it . . .

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saddle_soreNow, I’m not a fan of sport, other than watching the Wimbledon final if a Brit (or Andy Murray) is playing. So you can imagine that the endless cycle of the annual/four-yearly calendar of sporting events is, to me, at the very least an inconvenience, and at most

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July 18, 2016

Get ready for the Alien Invasion

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It appears that the President of the EU Commission, Jean-Claude Juncker, is in contact with representatives from extraterrestrial worlds, and the bad news is – 

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July 16, 2016

Urgent – Save the Internet!

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chainsWe live in dangerous times for what passes as democracy; when the power of money, wielded by the ‘one percent’, huge corporations and the ‘military/industrial complex’ holds more sway

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April 17, 2016

Guess the prick…

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big prick and small prick

Here’s a challenge for Mad Hatters readers – can you guess who the impressive penis, above, belongs to?

Hint: he’s not a

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April 2, 2016

No time to waste

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quicksandI was cranky and on edge. The wind had always had this effect on me. I could feel the building shake as I worked at my pc in my top-floor flat, engaged in some local history research.

When I bought the place, I didn’t consider that the location was particularly exposed, and the name Mill Road, which my street joins fifty yards down from my building, gave me no clues: until a neighbour showed me a 100-year-old photograph of a windmill

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March 20, 2016

Caption this . . .

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Boris-Cornflakes

March 13, 2016

English is easy…

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2762368_origHere is a little poem to explain the incongruities of the English language to any and all who don’t benefit from having been born into

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October 3, 2015

Caption this . . .

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marijuana_corpse