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February 12, 2017

The Team

by MH team


This is the column where, to the palpitating hearts of its female followers and the (understandably) green-eyed jealousy of its male readers, the four administrators responsible for this august organ cast aside their assumed persona and reveal their true identities.
At fastidiously observed, regular sporadic intervals, MH will feature one of its dedicated team along with a true likeness of their real self and a brief glimpse into their awe-inspiring lifestyle – this to be followed up with a more complete profile when they can be arsed.
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! skcollob dna epirt fo daol rehtona, raed hO

That’s Klingon lingo for – “another buttock-clenching and riveting tale from NobblySan.”

. . . and a more accurate description could not be come by !

This week sees our intrepid space-travelling duo, Captain James Q. Kirk and his faithful, pointy-eared companion, Sidney Pock, patrolling Nottingham’s air space in their rocket propelled, state-of-the-art, 1991 Ford Transit van. Their mission – to crack down on illegal Intergalactic fly-tipping.

This vital job (and it’s a dirty one, but someone’s got to do it) is not without its risks, and our heroes become the recipients of verbal abuse and . . . why am I telling you all this ?

You can read all about it yourself, FFS.

Also, part one of this story can be found in the comments section where it appears in MARTIAN RED and is dated Feb. 19th 2017.

Over to you, Nobbly . . .