Archive for ‘aaother’

December 25, 2020

Oh, sorry . . .

by NobblySan

I nearly forgot.

Merry Christmas to whoever may be looking in and reading this.

December 21, 2020

STAY SANE

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December 13, 2020

Hey Joe! Spock just called. He wants his ears back

by NobblySan
pic courtesy of my having nicked it from the BBC news site

December 5, 2020

Something for those en-Tranced

by NobblySan
November 15, 2020

More AMAZING Stuff . . .

by ratty

After reading our piece on the “BACK-UP SENSOR”

(I mean, you did read it, didn’t you ?)

Yes, yes, of course you did ! (?)

Well, since that time, you’ve probably been chaffing for some more of the same.

Fortunately, I have a knowledgeable friend who has emailed me the following

FACTS

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November 11, 2020

Back-up Sensor

by ratty

Lots of the newer cars have a Back-Up Sensor that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something.

Who invented the backup sensor?

I bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM, how about Chrysler, no, then how about Mercedes Benz? Or possibly the French or Italians.

No! It was a Chinese farmer!

Surprisingly it was not developed by modern automotive engineers using the latest technology. It was disclosed recently that the first to develop the Back-up-Sensor was a Chinese Farmer. His invention was simple and effective. It emits a high-pitch before the vehicle backs into something..

Here’s his first prototype‚Ķ

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October 19, 2020

Fan-tastic !

by NobblySan

Nowt to do with the article, but . . . Is that Ken Livingstone posing as a vicar, on the right?

As an ex-football fan (Liverpool, if you need to know) who has totally lost interest in the revenue-generation farce that masquerades as the national sport, I was genuinely cheered-up on reading this article in today’s Grauniad.

Footy fans often get bad press, but I would wholeheartedly add my support to these lads and lasses. They are not only supporting their community, but shoving the rigid digit right up the greedy fat cat establishment of the game.

Howay!

Let’s have more of this from other supporters’ groups!

October 9, 2020

It’s work, Jim. Exactly as we know it.

by NobblySan
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October 9, 2020

Something for the Wakened

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October 5, 2020

Writer’s bollocks

by NobblySan

Or do I have that wrong?

Maybe it should be “Writer’s block”

Anyhow, whatever the word is – I have it. I’m struggling here folks; I desperately want to write something that is funny and entertaining for all (me included), but I just can’t.

It’s bloody infuriating!

There’s a whole load of ranting, raving and generally whinging on about the state of things that I could be doing, but right at the moment I don’t think that is what either you or I really need, is it?

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