Archive for ‘alcohol’

March 31, 2020

Then a flock of geese flew over….

by allthoughtswork

My Hometown Knows How To Quarantine

via

March 27, 2020

How to achieve inner piss in a crisis

by allthoughtswork

Блогът на Изабел Георгиева

via

I heard a doctor on TV saying that while staying at home in this time of Coronavirus, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this, we should finish things we start because we could all use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished.

I finished off a bottle of scotch, Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Baileys, a buttle of wum, thah mainder uh buddle Valiumun skripshuns, ana boxuh chocletz. Yu haf no ideer how fockin fabluss I feel rite now. Sned this to all who nede inner piss.. An tellum u luvum.,.Aand two hash yer wands,,s stafe day avrybobby!!

March 27, 2020

Parental controls

by allthoughtswork

image

via

Tags:
March 27, 2020

n=1

by allthoughtswork

Quarantine Tolerance Levels

via

November 10, 2019

Hungover Animals

by duncanr

know exactly how this guy feels


.
and this one


.
more hungover animals – here

November 10, 2019

Water vs Beer

by duncanr

October 25, 2019

Do not consume if safety seal is broken (except by your buddies)

by allthoughtswork

Dollar General knows what's up

via

October 17, 2019

No wonder you drink so much, Dunc….

by allthoughtswork

Image result for how many drinks in a pint

via

…you’re just tryin’ to catch up!

October 17, 2019

Where to be a cheap date

by allthoughtswork

Mapping the Price of Beer Around the World

via

That was 2018. Alcoholism has gotten even more expensive since then.

October 16, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #39

by allthoughtswork

“Duncan, you’re gonna drive me to drink. No, really, get your keys.”

— Me

Image result for mrs forman drinking gif

via