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January 12, 2019

The Trump Snake and the GOP Frogs, a modern Aesop fable

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All aboard the snake train!

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Remember the one about the scorpion and the frog…?

The Trump Snake and the GOP Frogs

A snake named Trump meets a whole cadre of Republican frogs at the tail end of a scary liberal administration. The snake says, “I’ll do literally anything to have the last word in a fight, no matter how crazy, put me on your throne.”  The frogs say, “How do we know you’re REALLY one of us?” The snake says, “Because we’re both in the same tax bracket.”

The frogs get on his back and they set out to destroy everything in their path but in mid-slither, the frogs realize the snake is sliding off a cliff to both their dooms. On the way down, the frogs ask “Why?”

Trumps says, “Because I’ll do literally anything to have the last word in a fight.”

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January 12, 2019

Hashtag MeTooPepeLePew

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January 12, 2019

Railway workers rescue goat buried by snow plow locomotive

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Austria is up to its tits in the white stuff right now. Good for skiers, bad for ruminants.

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January 11, 2019

Diet Motivational Tip: Try on the clothes you wore last year

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Testing my clothing from last year

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January 10, 2019

Science decodes Trump’s relationship with Fox News

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January 10, 2019

Negotiating with Trump be like

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January 10, 2019

The panda that drinks out of a toilet

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January 9, 2019

Karma’s a bitch

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Image result for letter dog constipation lava butt

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January 8, 2019

Mine! Mine! Mi–SPLOOSH!

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January 8, 2019

Don’t fuck with kitty

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Annoying music at 7:38, get your mute button ready.