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October 15, 2018
How are you a hipster? Let me count the ways
The slim fit plaid shirt. That’s been worn twice.
The slim fit dark denim. Worn twice.
Those cuffs. Jesus.
The patent leather boots, still shiny and fooling no one.
Wearing a watch instead of a Fitbit, to be ironic.
Only skin color on entire body gracing the arm he rests along the driver’s side window of his millennialmobile.
Too cool to read the instructions on the hand truck, hunh, Kody?
October 14, 2018
How to racist
October 12, 2018
Don’t burn bridges when revenge pays the bills
October 7, 2018
Crack-o’-lantern
Not sure how this is gonna work at the Halloween party, unless your boyfriend finds the right shirt….
