Archive for ‘arseholes’

June 23, 2018

I love you but I won’t “Like” you

by allthoughtswork

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Let’s be very clear, if you’ve made my day, I’ll tell you. You know, like human beings (used to) do in olden times. I’ll either type it out with punctuation and everything, tell you directly to your face with a smile, or–clutch the pearls!–pick up a phone and actually speak into it.

But I won’t Like anything online. Why? Because the depth of my joy cannot be encompassed and expressed by the click of a button.

Also becauseĀ Facebook is a dick.

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June 23, 2018

Sign of the times

by allthoughtswork

No smoking. No littering. No Nazis. NYC subway

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This notice in a New York subway station should be run off a thousand times and posted in every room, on every door, and above every toilet in the White House.

June 23, 2018

Welcome to America

by duncanr

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June 21, 2018

You can’t make this shit up

by allthoughtswork

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Unbefuckinglievable.

June 21, 2018

Baptist sex ed teacher or rolling sex offender?

by allthoughtswork

This van is terrifying

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June 18, 2018

Burning bridges

by allthoughtswork

PS: Nice shocks.

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June 16, 2018

Time for cops to cease and desist

by allthoughtswork

I made it through my whole life honestly believing that cops are good and noble until my local sheriff’s department set me straight last year.

I called in a crime I witnessed and ended up getting bullied and threatened by the deputy assigned to protect me. When I attempted to report him, I watched the Thin Blue Line close ranks around this asshole and pretend among themselves that nothing happened.

There aren’t enough epithets to describe the rage.

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June 16, 2018

Definition of a clusterfuck

by allthoughtswork

You’ll be thinking, “It can’t get worse, it can’t get worse.” Then, at 8:09, it gets worse.

What the everlovin’ fuck happened to slowing down in a storm?

June 15, 2018

Trump meets Kim Jong Un

by duncanr

June 12, 2018

The game of Monopoly just turned into the game of Life

by allthoughtswork

OMG

GOP

WTF?

Or should I say POG, Party of Greed?

Go to 4:06….