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March 31, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 3

by allthoughtswork
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Two weeks ago, during what I can only surmise was a small stroke, I purchased a bottle of Hershey’s Sugar Free Syrup. I don’t know what happened; I guess I figured if I was going to ride out the apocalypse and stay keto, I might as well do it with something fun in my morning coffee.
Whatever was in the bottle crawled out slowly like toothpaste and tasted, well…like toothpaste. It did not tick any of my “fun” boxes. In fact, it highlighted quite a few of my “contagion” ones. I went back to the store a few hours later.

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March 29, 2020

In plain sight

by allthoughtswork

Too much makeup = trying to hide the evil | This makes me SMILE :) | Phil robertson, Duck ...

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And what does that beard hide, Phil?

Oh, that’s right. The woman IS your beard.

March 27, 2020

Sick

by allthoughtswork

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March 16, 2020

It’s a tough job, but . . .

by NobblySan

. . . someone’s got to do it.

Ah well – it had to happen eventually, I suppose.

An email came round work this afternoon suggesting that those who could do, may choose to work from home for the foreseeable future.

Barely had the cheering died down, than there was a rumble of shoes on carpet tiles, as the assembled dedicated mass of company-focused engineers made their way to the car park, with all the decorum and subtlety of a Le Mans start.

My own crew collected their stuff and were out of there faster than a ferret up a drainpipe, trailing HDMI leads and monitors in their wake.

Whilst generally viewing as a good thing the chance to work from home, without the need to spend 2 hours a day stuck in traffic and swearing at politicians on the radio, I do have one serious misgiving about this turn of events.

I will now have to perform certain vital and unavoidable daily tasks from home rather than at work, and thus be forced to use my own supply of toilet paper, rather than the company stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

December 24, 2019

Trump : 12 Days of . . .

by duncanr

December 6, 2019

Boris ‘all talk no trousers’ Johnson Running Scared

by duncanr

folk in the Uk go to the polls on 12 Dec to elect a new government

curreent opinion polls predict the Conservative party – under the leadership of Boris (no Balls) Johnson – to win with a comfortable majority

for those not familiar with Boris (cowardly) Johnson, he has a reputation – even amongst his friends – as being a man of

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December 5, 2019

Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson

by duncanr

as UK voters head for the polls on 12 Dec to elect a new Parliament, latest mashup by Cassetteboy reminds folk not trust Boris Johnson .. .

December 5, 2019

2019 Foot in Mouth Award

by duncanr

Every year, the Confused.com Plain English Campaign awards single out the public figures who have made the most baffling comments over the last year.

The winner this year was the UK PM Boris Johnson – who beat off a stiff challenge from US President Trump



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Not only did the prime minister this

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November 28, 2019

Trump and Rudy: A Glimpse into the Future?

by duncanr


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November 25, 2019

Trump: Awkward Greeting

by duncanr


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