Archive for ‘art’

November 22, 2017

Butt plugs for Jesus

by allthoughtswork

"Holiday Obelisk" for sale at a local art gallery

You can call them “Holiday Obelisks” all you like at the art fair but you know damned well those things represent precisely what religion does to you.

November 10, 2017

Jirka Väätäinen has some mad skills

by allthoughtswork



Image result for jirka väätäinen little mermaid

And I’ve just ruined the innocence of Disney for you, forever. You’re welcome.

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November 9, 2017

Scottish Jews have kosher tartan

by allthoughtswork

Rabbi Mendel Jacobs has dubbed this "Kosher Tartan", and the pattern is registered with the Scottish Tartan Authority.

Probably hides Manischewitz spills better. 

October 28, 2017

How big is your Halloween costume budget?

by allthoughtswork

I was fine until I got to the little girl with the moustache. (shudder)

October 24, 2017

Thank god I’m an atheist

by allthoughtswork

And I make my own damned coffee.

October 10, 2017


by duncanr
October 5, 2017

David Horsey, genius

by allthoughtswork

Image result for david horsey

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October 3, 2017

Photoshop: Level EXPERT

by allthoughtswork

Why is this guy not at the Louvre?

October 3, 2017

When was the last time you tongued a piece of art?

by allthoughtswork

A particularly beautiful specimen from 2014.

In Oregon, ungulates do it constantly, then humans pay through the nose to display these giant chunks of twice-removed saliva and grass belches in their den. Proud to be Oregonian. (sigh)

October 1, 2017

Art or Indecent Exposure?

by duncanr

a performance artist

a woman sits in front of the Mona Lisa in the louvre, exposing her genitals –

a naked man in the Sao Paulo Museum of Modern Art in Brazil invites folk – including a 4 yr old girl – to interact with his body –

they call it ‘performance art’ but while they’re certainly making an exhibition of themselves, not everyone would agree what they are doing is ‘art’ – if they are hauled up before a judge on a charge of indecent exposure/offending public decency etc, they better hope the judge isn’t a philistine