Archive for ‘baking’

September 21, 2019

Never send a left-brained man to the market

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June 29, 2019

The sugar industry? Not so sweet

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Regulated, my ass. The sugar industry is just a legalized cocaine cartel allowed to market to children. Makin’ America great again.

PS: Those fruit smoothies you’re slurping down aren’t the Get Out of Jail Free Cards you think they are, they’re actually worse. Your liver has approved this message.

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May 22, 2019

That’s what YOU think

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Overheard La

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I used to make banana bread with walnuts soaked in whiskey. You cannot resist me.

March 27, 2019

And many happy returns

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Happy 60th Matt

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February 1, 2019

No, thanks, I’m sweet enough already

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Pro Tip: Food doesn’t have ingredients. Food is ingredients. Nature doesn’t print anything on its packaging because it doesn’t need to. Now, go make lunch.

FYI: Stevia isn’t artificial, it’s as real as a mint leaf. You can steep dried stevia in hot water and get the goodies without any further molestation. Let’s see beets do that.

January 12, 2019

Eat yer veggies–but pick a good one

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Even when I was raw vegan, I didn’t know some of this stuff. (kicks own ass)

December 29, 2018

The words “donut hole” suddenly make sense

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This Dunkin’ Donuts Outfit

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December 27, 2018

A toast….

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Image result for cheap skinny sober bitch

I’m aiming for rich, curvy, and hilarious.

December 25, 2018

Level up your brownies

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My brownies always contained a quarter cup of good brandy. For the win.

December 25, 2018

How to keep visiting relatives out of your brownie stash

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