Archive for ‘baking’

July 14, 2018

You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….

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…they roll out Freak Shakes. It looks like something a fourteen-year-old whipped up during a cannabis-fueled bipolar high.

FYI, just walking downwind of the industrial strength processed carb fumes of a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop has been known to knock athletes completely out of ketosis and make diabetics jam a needle in their ass without breaking stride. Be safe out there.

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July 13, 2018

Giant avocados–“Avozillas”–can’t get here fast enough

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Yup, they’re real. And I want.

Because I’m dying to make these:

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June 28, 2018

But are they organic butt nuggets?

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Farm Fresh

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June 25, 2018

Vanilla shortage!

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Vanilla is now more valuable than silver. You snooze, you lose….

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June 25, 2018

Japanese put tons of sugar in their omelette

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That’s really kind of…well…ew.

June 16, 2018

Cheat-ohs, the cheese puff-flavored ice cream dipped in cheese puff dandruff

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The New York-based ice cream shop <a href="https://www.instagram.com/biggayicecream/" target="_blank">Big Gay Ice Cream</a> e

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America is going straight to hell.

June 10, 2018

How to make a chocolate bar the hard way

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Warning: Your drooling will begin about 17 images in, brace for it.

June 1, 2018

“This is your artery. This is your artery on donuts. Any questions?”

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When your teacher lets you choose your research topic..

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May 24, 2018

It’s Memorial Day weekend, do you know where your grill tongs are?

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While the rest of you stand around outside in the skin-peeling heat with your warming bottles of microbrew, arguing over gas or briquettes, and listening to your dog vomit up the package of jalapeno bratwurst he got into earlier, I’ll be letting my oven do all the work for me in a big, ol’ roasting pan:

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Except I won’t be using buns because my buns are big enough as it is….

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April 16, 2018

Thank god I missed it

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I didn’t know about most of these, but then I make my own coffee and cook my own damned meals.