Archive for ‘baking’

September 17, 2018

Night wagons, meet “night soil”

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T. H. Buckley inside one of his lunch wagons.

At the turn of the century, “Night Lunch” food carts used to serve coffee and vittles while other wagons were busy carting off the city’s, uh, biologically recycled menu items. Too bad these guys didn’t team up, they’d have made a fortune both coming and going.

Just don’t mix up the carts.

September 11, 2018

Confessions: Guilty white trash pleasure food

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We all have that one thing, that thing that no one in our Contacts list must know about.

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September 6, 2018

Starbucks to Italy: “Can we interest you in our crappy coffee?”

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Starbucks Milan exterior

Italy to Starbucks: “Your momma!”

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August 30, 2018

You had me at “glutinous rice balls”

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Sounds yummy!


August 15, 2018

Scotland churns out mayonnaise (gag!) ice cream

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mayo ice cream

Sorry, couldn’t even get the words out without throwing up in my mouth a little. For fuck’s sake, Duncan, can’t you get your people to calm down? What’s next, haggis cake with Rumbledethumps frosting?

July 21, 2018

Everything’s better with butter

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July 19, 2018

Left-brained husband

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July 14, 2018

You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….

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…they roll out Freak Shakes. It looks like something a fourteen-year-old whipped up during a cannabis-fueled bipolar high.

FYI, just walking downwind of the industrial strength processed carb fumes of a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop has been known to knock athletes completely out of ketosis and make diabetics jam a needle in their ass without breaking stride. Be safe out there.

July 13, 2018

Giant avocados–“Avozillas”–can’t get here fast enough

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Yup, they’re real. And I want.

Because I’m dying to make these:


June 28, 2018

But are they organic butt nuggets?

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Farm Fresh