Archive for ‘beauty’

April 10, 2018

To soften the lumbersexual look, add flowers

by allthoughtswork

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To make the lumbersexual run and scream like a little girl, add bees.

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April 9, 2018

I call bullshit

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Fashion Industry: “Our runway models must be skeletal because the couture fabric is too expensive to whip up into normal-sized outfits just for one show. Also, we don’t want bodies distracting attention from the clothes.”

Me: “You were saying?”

April 7, 2018

Love. Your. Tree.

by allthoughtswork

April 2, 2018

The evil eye

by allthoughtswork

Entry 5

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Maybelline proudly tests on scared, defenseless animals in horrendously painful and excruciating ways. Think about that while you’re going for a smoky eye.

March 19, 2018

What is Beauty?

by duncanr

video examines changing definition of a beautiful women from 28000 BC – AD 2018

[accompanying audio, I found quite grating – might want to turn your volume down (or OFF) when watching video]

March 14, 2018

Feelin’ blue is good

by allthoughtswork

Entry 20

My porch light is blue, my floor-length curtains are blue, my easy chairs and the fleece comforters draped over them are blue, my coffee mugs are a deep cobalt blue glass…but I wear purple.

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February 26, 2018

How to execute a sassy slut drop

by allthoughtswork

Yup, those are women’s size 15 heels. My arches are screaming just looking at them.

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February 26, 2018

Naked yoga calls Lululemon’s bluff

by allthoughtswork

$100 for pants so sheer you can still see ass crack? Willow Merveille can fix that.

(WARNING: nekkidness)

February 21, 2018

Cheeky

by allthoughtswork

In Russia, getting some color and telling your neighbors to kiss your ass is legal multitasking.

February 17, 2018

The vagina mohawk

by allthoughtswork

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Folks, brace yourself and beware the spit take, because you’re gonna laugh your ass off and then question reality.

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