Archive for ‘bloody serious’

March 16, 2020

It’s a tough job, but . . .

by NobblySan

. . . someone’s got to do it.

Ah well – it had to happen eventually, I suppose.

An email came round work this afternoon suggesting that those who could do, may choose to work from home for the foreseeable future.

Barely had the cheering died down, than there was a rumble of shoes on carpet tiles, as the assembled dedicated mass of company-focused engineers made their way to the car park, with all the decorum and subtlety of a Le Mans start.

My own crew collected their stuff and were out of there faster than a ferret up a drainpipe, trailing HDMI leads and monitors in their wake.

Whilst generally viewing as a good thing the chance to work from home, without the need to spend 2 hours a day stuck in traffic and swearing at politicians on the radio, I do have one serious misgiving about this turn of events.

I will now have to perform certain vital and unavoidable daily tasks from home rather than at work, and thus be forced to use my own supply of toilet paper, rather than the company stuff.








September 5, 2019

Ready to fuck with national safety? Present Sharpie!

by allthoughtswork

Starts at 1:22

Starts at 0:50

This from a potato head who thinks dropping a nuclear bomb on a hurricane is a viable scientific solution.

November 11, 2018

Men cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies

by allthoughtswork

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This is soooo true, particularly the part about men being historically okay with women’s suffering as long as it doesn’t affect men.

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October 14, 2018

How to racist

by allthoughtswork

First, go to Africa in a Halloween-grade colonizer outfit:

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October 12, 2018

Somebody decluttered a mess and found an even bigger one

by allthoughtswork

Found A Travel Brochure From The World Trade Center While Cleaning Out My House


On a side note, I went to Long Island in 1986 for my cousin’s wedding and my uncle gave me a tour of Manhattan from the depths of the New York City subway to the top floor of this building. Now, the top floor of this building is lower than the subway.¬†Creepy, creepy, creepy.

October 10, 2018

Mark’s a hero, case closed

by allthoughtswork

The only downside is that he didn’t pummel that smirking¬†shitwad long enough to leave him curled up in a fetal position on the asphalt, crying his eyes out in front of his buddies.

$1000 fine? Worth every penny, dude.

September 26, 2018

Can you hear me now?

by allthoughtswork


September 2, 2018

Because sick and stupid makes more money, that’s why

by allthoughtswork

Image result for medicine big pharma funny


This physician’s lament doesn’t surprise me. She goes on and on about how our health care system is failing patients because there aren’t enough general practitioners to treat them in the early stages of disease. It’s all specialists these days who swoop in to “manage” illness after the shit has really hit the fan.

Sweetie, you’re missing the point of medicine.

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April 9, 2018

Motivational speaker motivates people to kick his ass

by allthoughtswork

I facepalmed so hard after watching this that there are fingerprints on my skull. Tony Robbins just unzipped his fly and laid his weenie on the chopping block of reason.

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March 22, 2018

Facebook is the herpes of social media

by allthoughtswork

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Because no matter how hard you delete, you can never get rid of it.

Caution: rant approaching….

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