Archive for ‘booze’

November 11, 2018

British sobriety test

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This one is a keeper

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Then you balance a scone on your forehead.

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October 31, 2018

How to take Halloween right into Christmas

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  1. Trim a Christmas tree with Halloween candy. Keep trimming as needed. (burp)

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October 11, 2018

What a waste of bottle holsters

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Come on: Tanqueray, not Tabasco. If the barbecue sucks that much, don’t add flavor, just subtract consciousness.

October 4, 2018

Well done, sir, well done

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A few years ago a brewery in the north of England called Thwaites made a lot of people redundant as they downsized. One disgruntled worker changed the sign to this and it could be seen for miles!

A few years ago, a brewery in the north of England called Thwaites made a lot of people redundant as they downsized. One disgruntled worker changed the sign to this and it could be seen for miles!

October 3, 2018

Does “coffee” come from an Arabic word for “wine”?

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Who cares? The real trick is knowing when to switch over.

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October 3, 2018

Lineage

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Babies Feeding Their Dads

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October 3, 2018

A horse walks into a bar….

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The bartender says, “Nobbly, why the long face?”

September 30, 2018

Served in custom clear bowl

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September 26, 2018

Can you hear me now?

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September 25, 2018

First responder, first served

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