Archive for ‘booze’

January 23, 2018

Well, when you put it THAT way….

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My local pub

January 23, 2018

Now, with fresh vomit aromatherapy!

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January 11, 2018


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Revenge At The Bar

More sweet revenge stories here, take them like vitamins for the soul.

January 7, 2018

Vodka and hotdogs secret to long life

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Hey, don’t look at me, Betty White said it!

Anyway, it’s better than Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice of shoving coffee up yer ass. The fact that her website is called Goop should be your first clue of what that experience entails.

December 28, 2017

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me….

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Happy Birthday, dear liver,

Happy Birthday to me.

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December 20, 2017

Caption this

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Coworker: Any big plans over the holidays? Me:

Pretend it’s a Christmas card.

December 15, 2017

Red, white, or bucket?

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Apparently, wine glasses have swollen over the generations to 7 times the size they were in the 1700s. Along with our noses. Salut!

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December 14, 2017

What type of drunk Scotsman are you?

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Take the quiz!

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December 14, 2017

Cosagach is Scottish for “pleasantly plastered”

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That whole wave of Danish hygge has come to roost in Scotland. There’s a lot of talk about snuggling up to a fire with woolens and porridge. But who are we foolin’?

We know it’s the scotch.Image result for scottish drinking funny


December 3, 2017

Brits drink pansy beer

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Hey, I’m just quoting science: “Beer made with Golden Promise, for instance, tasted floral. Meanwhile, Full Pint had a toastier taste.”

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