Archive for ‘booze’

April 16, 2018

Thank god I missed it

by allthoughtswork

I didn’t know about most of these, but then I make my own coffee and cook my own damned meals.

March 28, 2018

Looks like Duncan has come out of retirement

by allthoughtswork

Standing behind a DEA agent at Lowe’s..


March 26, 2018

Voodoo Doughnuts suck. Yeah, I said it.

by allthoughtswork

Portland Weed Voodoo Doughnuts


When you visit Portland, Oregon, everybody asks, “Have you been to Voodoo Doughnut yet?”

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March 20, 2018

Anton d’Eque RIP

by sticky

It is with great sadness that MH have learned of the demise of great British anton - Copypopular entertainer Anton d’Eque.

From his humble origins as a childhood mime artist in Byker Working Mens’ Club

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March 18, 2018

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, don’t forget the aspirin

by allthoughtswork

Image result for irish yoga

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March 17, 2018

Last night is a little blurry

by allthoughtswork

This bumper sticker

March 12, 2018

Drunks are toddlers

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March 3, 2018

People over a certain age should install a safety bar in the shower

by allthoughtswork

During my annual wellness check the nurse suggested at my age I should have a bar in the shower. I took her advice


February 28, 2018

Johnny Walker mansplains scotch to women

by allthoughtswork

Fuck you, Johnny Walker. The only thing women find scary about scotch is that it can lead to unwanted pregnancies that grow up to head advertising campaigns as myopic and shameful as yours. Boycotting.

February 21, 2018

Duncan, you better sit down for this one

by allthoughtswork

The ancient Greeks used to play a game where they threw gallons upon gallons of wine around the room, trying to hit targets. You could’ve offered yourself up as a cleaning servant and just laid on the floor with your mouth open.

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