Archive for ‘Britain’

May 24, 2019

Proof Brits are pasty and have bad teeth

by allthoughtswork

The rare albino squirrel was looking for some lunch

It might just be an albino squirrel with something in it’s mouth wandering around south London but we’re waiting on the test results.

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May 22, 2019

Comparison

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It’s a damned good thing Scotland isn’t in Ohio, Dunc, or you’d be punching out KKK members every weekend.

April 20, 2019

And they call Americans lazy

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English nanny driving motorized pram circa 1922

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April 14, 2019

Don’t blow smoke up my ass

by allthoughtswork

That phrase had very real, very literal beginnings. Brits used to believe tobacco smoke, pumped into specific orifices, could revive near-drowning victims by warming the bowels.

Today, Londoners heat their colons with Vindaloo curry but the effect rarely revives anyone, it just reinvigorates their desire to die.

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April 14, 2019

Postmen got game

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1930s London postal regulations allowed wild game to be sent through the mail as long as “no liquids were likely to exude.” Ew.

April 10, 2019

I’d never make it in London

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February 18, 2019

Finally, a Brexit explanation I understand

by allthoughtswork

It’s somehow mollifying to learn that America is not the only country fucking itself so hard right now. (Brexit segment starts at 8:13.)

January 18, 2019

Catfight!

by allthoughtswork

Clive Anderson and Greg Proops duke it out so subtly on stage, most people would miss Greg’s body language telegraphing seething disdain.

January 16, 2019

Phil the Pheasant: If you feed him, he will come

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Angry, my ass. He’s just responding to treats like anybody would. Take away my coffee and watch the carnage, bitches.

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January 4, 2019

Please Brexit the room in an orderly fashion

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...

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