Archive for ‘cars’

June 26, 2019

Car wash has gun so you can shoot soap suds at your vehicle

by allthoughtswork

My Local Car Wash Has A Gun For Kids That Shoots Soap Suds At The Cars Going Into The Car Wash

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I think it’s supposed to be for kids but Dad ain’t givin’ it over any time soon when each dead bug on the grill is worth fifty points.

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June 24, 2019

What in the name of Satan’s oozing crotch…?

by allthoughtswork

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Yes, that is a rose gold plated Ferrari SUV and, yes, that is an Uber sticker you see in the back window. I was running errands in Portland, Oregon, and it just happened.

I’m going to start drinking now.

PS: If anyone can tell me the exact model of this monstrosity, I’d like to laugh at it accurately.

June 19, 2019

Why can’t ALL parking lines continue up the wall for our enhanced parking experience?

by allthoughtswork

These Lines Go Up The Wall So You Can Park Perfectly In-Between The Lines

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In open air parking lots, they could plant small trees at exactly these points and provide shade, oxygen, and parking guides all in one fell swoop.

May 26, 2019

It’s not a bug….

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It's not a bug...

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May 25, 2019

Depends entirely on my bank account

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Also works with phone battery

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May 16, 2019

Stan is Coming to Gatwick

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April 17, 2019

(locks truck topper)

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My next car sticker

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April 13, 2019

The ketchup is a nice touch

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Almost had a heart-attack leaving for work this morning. Don't really look at my rear-view camera when backing out as I am familiar with where everything is; glanced down and squealed. My tween son and his cousins are gonna get payback tonight

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April 13, 2019

Comes with an entire box of chrome polish

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That's how we roll

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The fact that the seat raises and lowers is a bit perplexing.

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April 12, 2019

Space debris hitting spacecraft or asshole kicking up gravel into my windshield on the highway?

by allthoughtswork

Related image

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Feels about right.