Archive for ‘cars’

September 20, 2019

Mike Tyson must have a low carbon footprint

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Mike Tyson has a low carbon footprint

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September 7, 2019

Pro tip: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good

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Pro tip To drain all the oil squeeze the car real good

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September 3, 2019

Some people take Xanax, I watch cleaning shows

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After the initial anxiety of wondering what sort of human amoeba treats their property like that, I ease into imagining the smell of all those wonderful chemicals detoxing an idiot’s Petri dish of a life.

August 31, 2019

Road rage in the South

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Welcome to the south

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August 17, 2019

Have you any wool?

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Have you any wool?

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PS: The young ‘uns won’t get this one.

August 15, 2019

More handy tips for us clean freaks, Episode: Car

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Gonna try the paintbrush-in-the-vents one and the bug-dryer-sheet one. I’m also letting a 2 L. of Diet Coke go flat so I can load it into a squirt bottle and have my mechanic point it at my rusting drive train. He wants to see if it works, too.

PS: The toothpaste-on-the-headlights one works due to the abrasive silica, so “letting it sit” won’t do a damned thing until you start scrubbing, ya lazy sod. I may try that one, too.

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August 2, 2019

Like Fahrvergn├╝gen but with fewer fucks

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Found this car sticker

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July 27, 2019

Way more fun than a bush winch

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This is a bush winch, because you have no idea what I’m talking about, you city dweller.

July 25, 2019

Looking forward to cooler weather

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July 6, 2019

When you got extra junk in your

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When You Like Your Trunk So Much You Get A Second One

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