“You see dat? You see dat bowl? Generic cat food! Lockdown must end.”
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May 24, 2020
Cats taking selfies
May 10, 2020
Meanwhile, in the animal kingdom
I love all these “surprise” stories about how animals are being animals now that all the obnoxious humans are gone. What did you think they were gonna do? Whip out hidden cellphones and start sexting?
Whales already know how to sing and they’re doing it a lot more now that we’ve shut the hell up. Flamingos are throwing raves. Cows are showing off their beach bodies on the Corsican beaches. Brits are staring at blue water and weeping into their PG Tips.
May 9, 2020
What are you, an animal?
Zoo animals are just like us in lockdown.
Without access to people, certain species are reacting to the void in familiar ways: Gorillas are spending way more time online, geese are turning into cranky bastards, parrots are completely screwing up their hairstyles, and pandas are humping like bunnies.
May 1, 2020
