Archive for ‘celebrities’

January 22, 2018

Thank Tippi for your French tips

by allthoughtswork

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40 years ago, Tippi Hedron flew in her personal manicurist to teach the trade to Vietnamese women in refugee camps during the Vietnam War. 

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January 18, 2018

The other side of those album covers

by allthoughtswork

*For those of you under 40, an album cover was a cardboard paper sleeve they used to sell records in.

**For those of you under 30, a record was like ten music downloads in one file.

***For those of you under 20, fuck off. This place is for grown-ups.

January 16, 2018

Someday I will have a friendship like this

by allthoughtswork

Patrick Stewart And Ian Mckellen

Fantastic nutballs and proud of it, that’s the only way to go.

January 9, 2018

Same old, same old

by allthoughtswork

I dare her to stomp into the break room and say, “Who do I have to rape around here to get a cup of coffee?”

January 7, 2018

Vodka and hotdogs secret to long life

by allthoughtswork

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Hey, don’t look at me, Betty White said it!

Anyway, it’s better than Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice of shoving coffee up yer ass. The fact that her website is called Goop should be your first clue of what that experience entails.

December 30, 2017

Let’s review the classics, shall we?

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December 28, 2017

The only queen I’ll ever curtsy to

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December 24, 2017

“Get off me, you little shits!”

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When he said that, I knew we were soul mates.

December 11, 2017

(spits out drink)

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This face swap

That’s it, I’m off the booze.

December 9, 2017

You’re welcome, ladies

by allthoughtswork

Three hours of sexy Scottish accents. Just pretend they’re talking right to you.