Archive for ‘children’

February 19, 2018

I think it may be time for a strip club

by allthoughtswork

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February 17, 2018

You can buy little Timmy a bulletproof backpack now, because ‘Murica

by allthoughtswork

Bulletproof backpacks for children.

Yup, another flake of our dignity just sloughed off and fell to the ground. We might as well just grind up the rest of it and use it to make chalk outlines around children.

This reminds me of all the bizarre purse-friendly weapons they sell women to use on rapists. Because boys will be boys and there’s no use approaching the problem from the angle of, you know, the problem.

February 8, 2018

Just how flexible do they think I am?

by allthoughtswork

Do what to my wrist?!


January 31, 2018

There are so many levels of “awkward” here, even the sheep is uncomfortable

by allthoughtswork


You better believe that poor sheep is uncomfortable, especially after last night.


January 30, 2018

Children’s books reimagined

by allthoughtswork

Frankly, some of these are more legit today than the originals.

January 25, 2018


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January 24, 2018

“And another one down, and another one down, another one bites the dust…”

by allthoughtswork

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Believe it or not, those were the lyrics I heard on the radio RIGHT AFTER the DJ announced the shooting at Columbine High School happening just a mile away from me in 1999.

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January 11, 2018

Ikea Pregnancy Test

by duncanr

pee on a page of the new Ikea catalogue, and if you’re pregnant, a lower price for the crib on that page will be revealed

hhmmm, must have been an interesting meeting when some one pitched that idea for a new sales promotion !

December 15, 2017

Sheep Steals Scene

by duncanr

in this modern re-enactment of the nativity story, Mary foils an attempt to snatch the baby Jesus . . .

November 28, 2017


by allthoughtswork

Uncle “D” meant something a lot different back then. Or did it?

More pedophile record album covers here.