Archive for ‘children’

January 13, 2019

Let’s play Diabetic Tetris

by allthoughtswork

Infographic shows average sugar content in drinks

They say children are exceeding their recommended sugar limit by age ten, but you know damned well most of them are exceeding it by 8 o’clock in the morning:

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January 10, 2019

Disregard if you were conceived in Tahiti

by allthoughtswork

Guess European kids are smarter


January 7, 2019

You must only be this high to ride this ride

by allthoughtswork

January 4, 2019

A few thoughts on children

by allthoughtswork

January 3, 2019


by allthoughtswork

20+ Cynical Comics That Will Have You Exhaling Quickly Through Your Nose


December 26, 2018

Satan Santa becomes a hipster

by allthoughtswork

A little girl inadvertently addresses a letter to Satan and Patrick Stewart narrates. 

December 25, 2018

China’s got too many children, Japan doesn’t have enough

by allthoughtswork

Anybody else thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

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December 14, 2018

In this coloring book, the thorns symbolize 32 ensuing years of shame and vodka

by allthoughtswork

Was working with my daughter on an old coloring book when...


December 13, 2018

Follow the Noise

by duncanr

the reason why all the folk on this beach in Brazil are clapping their hands becomes apparent at the end of this short video

as a way of alerting a distraught parent to the location of their lost child, this simple but effective technique is one worth adopting elsewhere ?

December 12, 2018

Mom sends son to school with sex doll sheep for nativity play

by allthoughtswork

Helen Cox's son Alfie and the inflatable sheep she bought as part of a shepherd outfit for Alfie's nativity play. When Alfie started to inflate the sheep his teachers realised it was a SEX DOLL. See SWNS story SWSYsheep; A mortified mum sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a 'shepherd costume she bought online - before she realised it came with a blow up SEX DOLL sheep. Helen Cox, 46, bought the ?16.99 fancy dress costume from Amazon for son Alfie's school nativity, and the lad was delighted it came with a free blow up flock. She was puzzled when a teacher told the lad to "take it home" until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom - as well as red lips and eyelashes. The mum-of-two found the exact same sheep was on sale as a "stag night bonkin' sheep" - and is now devising a way to steal it away from unaware Alfie.

When they said bad parenting, they meant frankincense and her.