Archive for ‘children’

November 16, 2018

Think it through

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Effective advertising

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Yeah, I know it’s a joke someone set up in Walmart or something, it’s still fucking hilarious.

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November 11, 2018

Men cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies

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This is soooo true, particularly the part about men being historically okay with women’s suffering as long as it doesn’t affect men.

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November 8, 2018

Savage mom

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Savage Mom

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November 8, 2018

Can I buy these in bulk?

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They grow too powerful

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My home office is hemmed in by a school, a church day care center, and a community center where the little fuckers run around in circles all day, screaming nonsensical things. It’s like living inside Fox News.

October 29, 2018

Two-year-old’s birthday cake tells it like it is

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A Friend’s Two-Year Old’s Birthday Cake

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October 27, 2018

Parent of the year

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October 25, 2018

Neither cruel nor unusual

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October 15, 2018

Can’t decide if sad or funny

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This parental gate on my app

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October 11, 2018

Points deducted for not tucking during dismount and not sticking the landing

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October 10, 2018

Mark’s a hero, case closed

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The only downside is that he didn’t pummel that smirking shitwad long enough to leave him curled up in a fetal position on the asphalt, crying his eyes out in front of his buddies.

$1000 fine? Worth every penny, dude.