Archive for ‘children’

July 9, 2020

Daily Comedy: The Miracle of Sweatpants

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July 9, 2020

Not sure whether to keep schools closed or send the parents, instead

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We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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July 8, 2020

This is edifying

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I have always found white skin rather blank and thin bodies kinda empty from a personal preference. Women’s fashion magazines bored me to tears. That shit is a goal? Why? Nobody could explain to me why.

Us pale scrawnies are actually the smallest percentage on the planet, anyway, and getting smaller and smaller each year as the population blends together, so we’re really just a novelty act on its way out. We should shut the fuck up and embrace the wave, baby.

July 8, 2020

Artificial sweeteners not so sweet

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Thing is, the food industry has shoved hyper-palatable foods at us for so time, we think strawberries are supposed to taste like Jolly Ranchers. We’re full of shit, literally and figuratively.

Best way to use artificial sweeteners is as a temporary gateway drug to step yourself down from being a sugar addict. Don’t think you are one? Take a bite out of a bar of baking cocoa and tell me how much you lurve chocolate.

July 8, 2020

When your sibling is hogging the bathroom and you have to go

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The Toilet Is Occupied

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July 7, 2020

Oh, this is going to be goooood!

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Mary Trump’s book chronicles how a dysfunctional family ‘created the world’s most dangerous man’

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Trump’s niece, a psychologist, has published a scorching tell-all about the origins of his psychoses and a judge just lifted the family’s attempt to block its release. 75,000 first-run copies have already been sent to bookstores and Amazon is set to pop.

Spoiler alert: Mr. Bone Spurs paid a kid to take his SATs for him!

Looking forward to the impending Tweetnado.

July 7, 2020

Any questions?

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July 7, 2020

This person will be voting in November

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I Wonder Why

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July 7, 2020

Daily Comedy: My gay friend’s inner Liam Neeson came out

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July 5, 2020

What, no child safety seats?

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