Archive for ‘cinema’

November 29, 2017

MST3K

by allthoughtswork

If you’ve never heard of Mystery Science Theater 3000, you’re either a millennial or you’ve led a limited life, either way. At any rate, allow me to introduce you to my college addiction. 

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November 19, 2017

Why would you put a flat screen TV on the outside of your…?

by allthoughtswork

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…Oh. 

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November 10, 2017

This creeped me out hard

by allthoughtswork

But, damnit, the acting was so good, I couldn’t look away. I just pray to the Dark Lord it’s satire.

November 10, 2017

Jirka Väätäinen has some mad skills

by allthoughtswork

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And I’ve just ruined the innocence of Disney for you, forever. You’re welcome.

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November 10, 2017

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s stunt double

by allthoughtswork

Dude spent decades imitating a guy who couldn’t say “California” and getting paid for it. That’s a better deal than any of Arnie’s wives ever got.

November 10, 2017

Melania Trump’s sex ed video

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October 31, 2017

Ed Gein. That is all.

by allthoughtswork

The origin of just about every modern horror movie involving dead psycho-mothers and delicious human skin was the true story of a smallish man from Wisconsin with a hunting knife and a dream.

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October 26, 2017

Open wide, here comes the choo-choo train!

by allthoughtswork

Backstage photos of movie killers really take the edge off one’s nightmares.

October 26, 2017

I never “got” fantasy films

by allthoughtswork

Entry 5

Also, for a movie so geared towards men, there is a marked dearth of female genitals in it. After all, a guy film is just one big shadow puppet play about sex: The hero brandishes a weapon representing his penis for the first chunk of the film and then strives to rescue something to stick it into in the last couple minutes. (His penis, that is, not his sword. That’s a whole ‘nother genre.)

September 4, 2017

Now, here’s a documentary I can really get “behind”

by allthoughtswork

You can leave your hat on, even though these guys didn’t.