Archive for ‘coffee’

September 19, 2019

States with the most pumpkin spice injuries

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Because any proclivity towards pumpkin spice indicates acute brain damage, in my opinion. Damnit, I thought Oregon was better than this.

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September 2, 2019

Porridge Lattes (it’s as bad as it sounds)

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Vomit in a mug, looks like. For those of you who want to suck all your meals through a straw.

If it’s already on Starbuck’s secret menu, can a Pumpkin Spice Unicorn Porridge Latte be far behind? Will it make me shit cinnamon-scented purple chunks? Pass.

August 11, 2019

Covfefe thoughts

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July 15, 2019

What can I getcha?

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A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

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July 14, 2019

Cheep, cheep coffee

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July 11, 2019

Coffee…tonic?

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That’s right, people are pouring their java into quinine-laced sugar water and calling it a thing. Uh, I think I’ll catch the next bus….

July 5, 2019

I’m looking forward to this kind of power

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July 3, 2019

The British accent

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I personally have four accents: Nice-ta-meetcha, Coffee Hasn’t Kicked in Yet, Authoritarian, and Fuck You the Coffee is Working Fine Now

May 15, 2019

Would you like your coffee with or without cotton candy?

by allthoughtswork

The steam makes it “rain” sugar into your cup. Why not just call it a Diabetes Downpour?

Come on, people, you don’t need to be entertained by coffee. Coffee is what you drink so you can go out and entertain others.

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April 26, 2019

I’m eating coffee beans

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Face it, you knew I was weird, you just didn’t know how weird. I’m eating coffee beans now.

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