Archive for ‘cookery’

February 15, 2019

Half of me is wondering who has this kinda time….

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…the other half is vigorously overlooking the fact that I watched this all the way through and then more just like it.

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February 1, 2019

No, thanks, I’m sweet enough already

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Pro Tip: Food doesn’t have ingredients. Food is ingredients. Nature doesn’t print anything on its packaging because it doesn’t need to. Now, go make lunch.

FYI: Stevia isn’t artificial, it’s as real as a mint leaf. You can steep dried stevia in hot water and get the goodies without any further molestation. Let’s see beets do that.

January 25, 2019

How patient are you? Take the test

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If you make it to the third adobe brick in that house, you’ve already got me beat. And like John Pinette says, “If I have to look for my own breakfast in the morning, nobody has to vote me off the island. I’ll put out my own torch.”

January 21, 2019

Vegan depression explained

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January 16, 2019

Scotsman: “I’ll see yer Jackalope and raise you a Wild Haggis!”

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No, that’s not where haggis actually comes from. Scotland is just as full of shit as we are.

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January 12, 2019

Eat yer veggies–but pick a good one

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Even when I was raw vegan, I didn’t know some of this stuff. (kicks own ass)

January 11, 2019

Only in America: 27 pounds of mac ‘n cheese at Costco

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Calm yer tits, tubby, each serving is individually wrapped. Put down the soup spoon.

January 11, 2019

Diet shock therapy

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One woman’s crusade to prank her father can be your cheating dieter’s crunchy lesson.

December 25, 2018

Level up your brownies

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My brownies always contained a quarter cup of good brandy. For the win.

December 25, 2018

How to keep visiting relatives out of your brownie stash

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