Archive for ‘cookery’

December 14, 2018

You say Pepermoton, I say Pfeffernusse

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German Pfeffernusse Spice Cookies

This was a holiday tradition in my house, making Pfeffernusse. Full of anise and tossed in powdered sugar, they were either chewy or molar-shattering hard depending on whether you pulled them from the oven in time.

Our filial variation was leaving them in those pointy little pillow shapes instead of rolling them into rounds before baking. Cut far deeper holes in the roof of your mouth and made those annual Christmas carb binges a dangerous undertaking, as they should be.

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December 9, 2018

Old-fashioned potato candy has only 4 ingredients

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Potatoes, peanut butter, powdered sugar, and tight pants.

December 4, 2018

Breakfast is the most impor–om, nom, nom, nom!

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November 29, 2018

Breast Christmas cookie recipe ever

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I used chocolate bells instead of kisses. Is it me or did I just make Christmas boobs

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Substitute chocolate bells for chocolate kisses, then beat anyone playing with their food.

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November 28, 2018

Available in sizes M to WTF

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Image result for leftovers are for quitters

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November 22, 2018

When you’re pickin’ a peck of–

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Image result for male and female red peppers

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In all my years of cooking, I never knew this. I’m walkin’ down the vegetable aisle a lot more sanctimonious now.

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November 20, 2018

(slurp!)

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A noodle shop near my house

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Keep eating carbs like that and no one’s gonna wanna look at yours.

November 18, 2018

Not a happy camper

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When I was in my twenties, waking up early to bacon over a camp fire was awesome. Now, hot showers and clean sheets are awesome. Evolution.

November 18, 2018

I’ll stick with mayonnaise

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Image result for savage chickens

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November 17, 2018

Made with 100% real vegetarians

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Made from 100% real Vegetarians

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