Archive for ‘cooking’

January 12, 2019

Eat yer veggies–but pick a good one

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Even when I was raw vegan, I didn’t know some of this stuff. (kicks own ass)

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January 11, 2019

Only in America: 27 pounds of mac ‘n cheese at Costco

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Calm yer tits, tubby, each serving is individually wrapped. Put down the soup spoon.

January 11, 2019

Diet shock therapy

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One woman’s crusade to prank her father can be your cheating dieter’s crunchy lesson.

December 25, 2018

Level up your brownies

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My brownies always contained a quarter cup of good brandy. For the win.

December 25, 2018

How to keep visiting relatives out of your brownie stash

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WARNING

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December 23, 2018

Ninja Bread Men

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First attempt at Ninja Bread Men

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Easily defeated by milk.

December 19, 2018

“Welcome to ‘Murica, can I take your order?”

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December 14, 2018

You say Pepermoton, I say Pfeffernusse

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German Pfeffernusse Spice Cookies

This was a holiday tradition in my house, making Pfeffernusse. Full of anise and tossed in powdered sugar, they were either chewy or molar-shattering hard depending on whether you pulled them from the oven in time.

Our filial variation was leaving them in those pointy little pillow shapes instead of rolling them into rounds before baking. Cut far deeper holes in the roof of your mouth and made those annual Christmas carb binges a dangerous undertaking, as they should be.

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December 9, 2018

Old-fashioned potato candy has only 4 ingredients

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Potatoes, peanut butter, powdered sugar, and tight pants.

December 4, 2018

Breakfast is the most impor–om, nom, nom, nom!

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