Archive for ‘death’

November 4, 2019

Best. Joke. Ever.

by allthoughtswork

One of Trump’s aides told him that he had a dream where the military had a parade for Trump. There were millions of people there smiling and cheering.

Trump said, “Was I happy?”

The aide said, “I don’t know, the casket was closed.”

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October 25, 2019

Won’t be hard gettin’ the kids in the car TODAY

by allthoughtswork

California is currently on fire. Actually, it might be simpler to announce when California is NOT on fire, there’d be fewer announcements.

The above is basically my worst nightmare but I’ve already experienced it….

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October 14, 2019

Message from the Grave

by duncanr

Shay Bradley passed away in Dublin last week after a long illness. Before he died, he recorded a mesage to be played to mourners at his grave

October 12, 2019

The cold and flu and vape season

by allthoughtswork

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Apparently, the symptoms of dying from vaping are so similar to the symptoms of dying from the flu and pneumonia that doctors can’t tell the dif until the post-mortem.

The next time I see another cloud of chemically-cherry-scented vapor billowing out from some nimrod’s car in front of me, idiot-signalling his underdeveloped neocortex and forcing me to shut all my windows and turn off my heater to no avail, I will relax and think, “Tick, tock, asshole. Save a puff for Jesus.”

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October 4, 2019

Test run at the cemetery

by allthoughtswork

My dad trying out the plot he just purchased

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It’s important to try things on and move as you would normally do to ensure the right fit.

September 28, 2019

Sugar, white gold, serial killer

by allthoughtswork

We currently engage in horribly unhealthful lifestyles, spend a deplorable amount of time and money on damage control, and then shrug and call it life. Sugar used to be so rare that an orange was a Christmas treat. Diabetes and tooth decay used to be rare, too.

They still are in communities without sugar, but those communities are as rare as a Christmas orange.

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September 24, 2019

Dead Men Talking

by allthoughtswork

The last doctor’s appointment you’ll ever have is with a medical examiner. WARNING: GRAPHIC

September 2, 2019

Royal Cruises is now offering the Caribbean Coffin Package!

by allthoughtswork

Just kidding, but people really ARE retiring and living on cruise ships so it’s only a matter of time.

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August 31, 2019

Glass Coffins

by duncanr


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July 20, 2019

Irish Times: In Memoriam

by duncanr


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I was quite moved reading this message from Bill to his Ma -[guess we’ll never know what caused the rift between him and his Da]