October 25, 2019
Won’t be hard gettin’ the kids in the car TODAY
California is currently on fire. Actually, it might be simpler to announce when California is NOT on fire, there’d be fewer announcements.
The above is basically my worst nightmare but I’ve already experienced it….
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October 12, 2019
The cold and flu and vape season
Apparently, the symptoms of dying from vaping are so similar to the symptoms of dying from the flu and pneumonia that doctors can’t tell the dif until the post-mortem.
The next time I see another cloud of chemically-cherry-scented vapor billowing out from some nimrod’s car in front of me, idiot-signalling his underdeveloped neocortex and forcing me to shut all my windows and turn off my heater to no avail, I will relax and think, “Tick, tock, asshole. Save a puff for Jesus.”
October 4, 2019
Test run at the cemetery
September 28, 2019
Sugar, white gold, serial killer
We currently engage in horribly unhealthful lifestyles, spend a deplorable amount of time and money on damage control, and then shrug and call it life. Sugar used to be so rare that an orange was a Christmas treat. Diabetes and tooth decay used to be rare, too.
They still are in communities without sugar, but those communities are as rare as a Christmas orange.
September 24, 2019
Dead Men Talking
The last doctor’s appointment you’ll ever have is with a medical examiner. WARNING: GRAPHIC
September 2, 2019
Royal Cruises is now offering the Caribbean Coffin Package!
July 20, 2019
Irish Times: In Memoriam
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I was quite moved reading this message from Bill to his Ma -[guess we’ll never know what caused the rift between him and his Da]
