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November 13, 2019

Don’t rear-end this one

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Gotta make sure everyone knows

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November 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #43

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“Genetics loads the gun, lifestyle pulls the trigger.”

— Caldwell Esselstyn

 

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November 12, 2019

For some of us, every day is Halloween

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November 12, 2019

Are you fasting or are you starving? It’s pretty easy to tell

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I’ve heard it said that fasting is when food is available but you decide not to eat it and starving is when food is not available and you’re not happy about it but that’s not quite right, is it?

Because I’ve seen people who are clearly starving, walking around the supermarket with full grocery carts.

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November 12, 2019

Every time I stand up, I’m lifting weights

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More Exercise

I’m gonna invent an exercise program called Zero so people can brag about getting Zero exercise today.

November 1, 2019

Better remove the nuts, too

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Waitsome of the witches who are coming are vegan.

“Wait—some of the witches who are coming are vegan.”

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October 30, 2019

I’m not fat, I’m fluffy

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Norwegian Forest Cats are squeezable. Gabriel Iglesias breaks it down for you.

 

 

October 29, 2019

Only if it shows up on the bathroom scale

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And they said I'd never make it anywhere in the scientific community!

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October 18, 2019

The Irish Diet

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October 18, 2019

No lines, no copay

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I went to the doctor. He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”

I said, “What, like butter?”

He said, “NO. Just don’t eat anything, Fatty!”